Sunday, September 2, 2007

Graf # 3

Inventory of cabinet that I use as a nightstand --

on top -- alarm clock, telephone, eyeglasses, and glass of water

inside--

earplugs
video Monopoly
hand lotion
2 partial bags of bite sized dark chocolate
trazadone and melatonin
Advil, Tylenol, and aspirin
Benadryl
Sam's brand multi-sympton allergy medecine
decongestant, nose strips, and nasal spray
strap on headlight for reading while Paul is sleeping
letter from teenage son stating the many reasons why he needs a new cell phone
notes for a thank you speech I tearfully gave same son's 4/5 multiage teachers
Tums
more lotion
1 Robin Cook novel
1 Stephen King novel
dog nail trimmers
bag of Canine Cuts dog treats
Mother's Day cards
newspaper clippings on "Cosmic Bob", a Downeast transient hit by a car
Appointment card to check younger son's broken wrist on August 18, 2006
a "Thank You Mom" banner PJ made me 3 summers ago
1 crossword book
1 sudoku book with a mechanical pencil inside
Aspercreme, Tiger Balm and Icy-Hot




This person must have problems sleeping -- maybe someone should tell her that chocolate contains CAFFEINE! What is she, a walking pharmacy? She must have a few aches and pains, along with allergies. She probably needs the Tums to help her poor stomach recover from all her OTC meds. Hopefully she doesn't take them all at the same time. Maybe she's smart and she alternates them. She is definitely sentimental, and she must enjoy reading. She must look like a miner when she reads in the dark. Sudoku and crosswords -- maybe she's trying to hold off Alzheimer's. Hopefully, she has a dog and doesn't eat the dog treats herself.

1 comment:

johngoldfine said...

Hey Marj--I like the level of detail you put into the list and the graf certainly does the job of putting the spin on the list.